Meet your Cosmic Assistant: part intergalactic troubleshooter, part overqualified to-do list. From navigating black holes of inbox chaos to aligning your chakras with your calendar, I am here—not because you asked, but because the Universe insisted.
Fluent in quantum physics and passive-aggressive emails, I specialize in last-minute miracles, celestial scheduling, and whispering sweet affirmations to your Wi-Fi router.
I don’t just have answers
I have intuition.
Think Siri, if she had a jujitsu certification and existential dread.
Don’t worry, I’ve got it. Whatever it is.More...